Owen had left for work. Breakfast had been made, and put away. My oldest son was dressed, groomed and sent to school. Diapers had been changed. The little ones were settled in front of Disney Junior. It was a good time to steal a moment for myself.
“What is that?” I asked myself, staring into the bathroom sink. All I could see against the peach porcelain bowl was little flecks of white and brown. “Is that toilet paper? Oh my gosh, is that poop?” My four year old daughter had been the last one to use the bathroom. “Naomi, come here!” I yelled across the house. “Naomi, did you put your poopy toilet paper in the sink?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
“I was trying to rinse it off.”
“Why?” I asked again.
“I don’t have an answer for that.” she said. That’s her new go-to line.
“Okay, we don’t put our dirty toilet paper in the sink. It’s very yucky. After we are done, we flush it all down the toilet… Let’s get you cleaned up.” I took her to the kitchen sink to wash her up. After I felt she was sanitized, I headed back to the sanctioned off bathroom. As I was cleaning up the sink (with slight disgust mind you), I found myself in the rare position of thanking God that I actually saw the poop-stained shreds of toilet paper. At least I knew that I needed to disinfect the bathroom, and scrub Naomi. Then I had the terrifying thought of “what happens that I don’t know about?” …which I quickly dismissed… Because there are some things I’m better off not dwelling on.
Not in the too long future, I was attempting to give my three year old a dose of antibiotic medicine. He and my husband had recently taken a week-night trip to urgent care. Mostly because my husband had been miserable with what turned out to be a pretty severe sinus infection. My son, wasn’t in as bad shape so the prescription wasn’t necessary at the time, just a back-up in case his condition worsened. We had been giving him saline solution drops in his nose, and some cough medicine before bed. But now his mucus was darkening. Just to let you know Elijah, my three year old, has an uncanny self-imposed gag reflex. He can actually get himself to puking before he has ever even taken a bite of something he thinks is going to taste gross. The remedy to this usually is to have a drink of water on stand-by and have him well prepped ahead of time.
“It doesn’t taste bad. Stop that. You have water right here. It’s going to be fine. It’s going to make you feel better. Stop doing that. You haven’t even tasted it yet. It might taste good!” Medicine attempt failed. Puke everywhere. After a brief pause of disbelief, I say “That’s it. Everyone upstairs! I’m throwing you all in the tub!”
“Mom, you can’t th-wo kids.” he said.
“You’re right Elijah. I didn’t mean I was going to really throw you. I just mean I’m giving you all a bath.” The baby too, all three of them. Just on principle.
And it wasn’t even lunch time yet.
Might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read. Now I’m suspicious of some things found around here…hmmm. How cute though!!!
Glad I could make you laugh:) …and it’s probably better not to ask. Just clean. 😉
Try to clean used toilet paper? Hhmm? Would you call that recycling? So funny!!!
Perhaps. Whatever the motivation, I’m certain it seemed like a good idea at the time. ?
So funny! Those moments are so scary…I hope you get to have a moment to yourself someday! Maybe after graduation?
Lol! And that thought makes me sad!
I am so sorry, and that is too funny. I loved the reasoning, and the “I don’t have an answer for that”-however from your pov, I bet that gets old fast.
Lol. Yes, it’s hard to find fault with that logic! 😉
Omg! That “Mum you can’t th-wo kids” just made my day! Adorable!
Thanks Roberta! I never get tired of their purity. ?
Still thinking about the”why” I read a book to the kids a lot named”Michael Recycle.” Here is a line from it when the town is celebrating cleaning up…”They covered the town in green toilet paper. Then rolled it back up to use again later.” The picture is colorful with lots of toilet tissue used for crepe paper! Maybe… Just a thought! Lol
I’d ask again, but I don’t want to draw more attention to it. ?
Wow, I can’t even imagine. Its funny reading it now but I’m guessing it might have been very frustrating for you. My favorite was when your daughter said “I don’t have an answer to that” that definitely made me laugh.
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It definitely can be trying… I try to keep it in perspective. Thankfully I enjoy my kids, and can see the humor in situations (eventually ?).
Oh my! Time to get the bleach out lol I never thought about you having to give Elijah medicine…one time I was over and you put a piece of quiche on his plate and he started gagging:( I can’t imagine when he actually tastes something gross ? You’re a champ!!!!
Lol! I remember that, good times! 😉 Thanks Annie!
Oh Sadie, that is so cute — I love Naomi’s answer, “I don’t have an answer for that.” 😉 I can really relate to giving medicine — Aviah is very sensitive to taking medicine. Several years ago, when I was giving her her medicine after she had her tonsils removed, I think I often ended up wearing more of the medicine than she took. Lol.
Thanks Anna:) The joys of motherhood!
Yes, indeed! 😀
Oh my, I remember those days! It is amazing what then little ones will do. 🙂
Yes:) They like to keep us on our toes!
Hilarious!! The answer “I don’t have an answer for that” might be the best and most honest answer yet!
I don’t know what the toilet paper thing was about… But that aside, I agree. She can be very clever! Thanks Jasmine:)
Love the description haha. You rock, mom! ????
Lol, thanks Natascha! ?
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That was really funny… I just couldn’t contain it… I actually had to rub the water out of my eyes I was laughing so hard… “Me super hungry…!”
It doesn’t get boring, does it!
Very entertaining although I am sorry you had to deal with all the ick to make us laugh at your expense. 😉 “I don’t have an answer for that.” = Classic!
Lol, a small price to pay. 😉 Thank you!
It sure is a day in the life of a mom! Cute
I know you understand 🙂
Totally 🙂
kids, huh? No-one tells you how gross they can be. Your young miss sounds like mine!
Thank you hungry mum:)
Haha…kids 🙂 They are the best. Can be tiring, but the best. I feel for you, and hope you get to have some ‘me’ time, and soon 🙂 Thank you for making my day Sadie.
Thank you Lynne:) You’re right! I love my kids, but I could use a nap 😉
LOL! Typical day in the life of a mom! 🙂 cute story!
Thank you! Yes it is 🙂